A Few Good Regulators
There's a parody email circulating around Wall Street right now, in which dialogue from A Few Good Men is turned into Goldman Sachs fodder. Here's a snippet: You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth. Son, we live in a country with an investment gap. And that gap needs to be filled by men with money. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Middle Class Consumer? Goldman Sachs has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. So I decided to try my hand at something similar, with the scene in which Danny Kaffee (Tom Cruise) and Jack Ross (Kevin Bacon) discuss the possibility of Kaffee putting Col. Jessop on the stand. Standing in for Kaffee will be SEC chair Mary Shapiro, while Goldman counsel Gregory Palm gets the Ross treatment. Get it after the jump...
