BULLET POINTS

If you go down in the woods today… you might see members of the Kleinwort Capital team up to their bellies in mud and shooting at their advisors. Balls of paint we hasten to add. Lots of balls of paint in fact. At the UK private equity firm's third annual paintball outing in October, a staggering 55,000 “bullets” were fired. Having set the target of surpassing last year's 50,000 total, organiser Mike Biddulph declared himself delighted with the “10 percent outperformance against target”. The event aimed at staff and advisors – “the younger members of the corporate finance community” per Biddulph – succeeded despite difficult weather conditions and one ex-Army guest who worried the organisers slightly by turning up with his own camouflage gear, extolling the virtues of “four man death squads”. Despite this, all the participants returned home in one piece, already looking forward to producing upper decile, rapidfire returns next year.

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