London's Evening Standard newspaper has produced a handy glossary of terms to help everyone understand the current environment a little better. Here's a few extracts:
Bearmarket: a 6- to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
Value investing: the art of buying low and selling lower.
Broker: what my broker has made me.
Cash flow: the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
Profit: an archaic word no longer in use.