Private equity haiku<link rid="fn1">&#42</link> of the month

In the second of a series, PEI applies an ancient art form to a modern (private equity-related) setting:

Here comes a large bus Filled with lawmakers, angry Push the hedge fund guy!

*Haiku is a short, naturalistic form of Japanese poetry, which first began as a form of humorous light verse, known alternatively as haikai or hokku. It has three lines with 5, 7 and 5 syllables, respectively.